An open letter to all shoe designer and/or manufacturers:
Hi, my name is Morgan. I'm a bride-to-be. I just chose my wedding colors and I'm real excited. All I think about is yellow and gray. I immediately went online to start e-filing some shoe options so I could go back to them from time to time and make a decision closer to the wedding. The only restrictions I have are a) I really want yellow shoes (fun right?!) and b) not a huge heel. (I'm 5'11 after all....)
You can accomodate right?
You suck. All of you.
Let's start with you Zappos.
You have 6 options. SIX. What the eff is that? And when these are your options...
Hellishly Ugly #3
....you want to bang your head on the table (which I may or may not have done).
Oh, and you Piperlime?
NO YELLOW SHOES???? Not one.
You're dead to me.
Ya'll better get your shit together. ASAP. This could get ugly.
Your Worst Nightmare
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