Wednesday, September 9, 2009

me? seriously?

Dear N.R.A, Goldsmith Gun Catalog, and The Gun Man:

Hey there! I'm Morgan. The recipient of your many weekly mailings. You know, the ones where you're either trying to get me to become a member of the N.R.A or purchase a gun or start shooting lessons? Yeah... well - you got the wrong girl. I don't know how I got on your list but I can promise you you're wasting your money. I've shot a gun once - at church camp with I was 15. I'm a member of the World Wildlife Fund. I have a TJ Maxx reward card for heavens sake.

So PLEASE stop mailing me. It's clogging up my recycle bin and I fear my neighbors may start to think I'm dangerous.

Footloose & Gun Free in South Carolina,


KLaw said...

Bwah ha ha ha ha!! We get it too! There's some random redneck cowboy signing up the pretty girls just for gits and shiggles. So funny!

bananas. said...

AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what the heck?! that is too funny. best line..."i have a TJ Maxx reward card for heavens sake." oh you crack me up!

ps. thanks for the super nice comment today. you're the best!

Jaime said...

Thanks for reading la vie...j'aime!

I hear that- the worst is spam mail, snail mail or email. I hate it and it's such a waste!!

Accidental Syrup said...

HAHAHAH! Hilarious! Though don't knock your gun toting friends. I'm skilled with my 9MM CZ and proud! (its currently in hidden in the bedroom closet so please friends don't sneak up on me in the middle of the night)